February 2012
africans: Everyone I follow is a girl until I find out they’re a boy.
Feb 28th
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joshishollywood: I think we’re getting to a point where we sometimes don’t really even understand or have any sort of concept of the things we get upset or indignant about. It’s just sort of a knee jerk-reaction thing. That’s kind of bizarre to me, because anger is so stressful. It’s the worst. So I don’t really get why people flock to get mad about something in droves, especially in instances...
Feb 28th
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mjolkk: oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.  i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat  am i a bad person  
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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flynnizard: its funny how we’ll give food to ducks but not to homeless people LET’S DRESS THE HOMELESS PEOPLE UP AS DUCKS!
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Kate: I have no idea what "sassage" is. The first result on Google is "slang for a full service massage offered in a brothel posing as a legitimate massage parlor."
Kate: What have you been up to, Leigh?
Oh God what the fuck: The food.
Oh God what the fuck: I can't spell that shit.
Kate: Epic misspell.
Oh God what the fuck: Also, I dream about being a prostitute frequently.
Feb 27th
Oh God what the fuck: I should not have grabbed this much sassage.
Oh God what the fuck: I totally just read that as "sauce-aghe".
Oh God what the fuck: I LIKE IT WHEN I'M ALL HOPPED UP ON DRUGS!
Feb 27th
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herd-of-turtles asked: Who was the ENFJ who dream kissed you?
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herd-of-turtles asked: What question should I ask that you won't be able to answer?
Feb 27th
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herd-of-turtles asked: Have you ever watched porn?
Feb 27th
herd-of-turtles asked: So you've never even attempted masturbation?
Feb 27th
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GUYS ASK ME MORE QUESTIONS THIS IS FUN
yuuki-bozu: //hides face in your stomach I’m only five foot tall, this must be difficult.
Feb 27th
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GUYS ASK ME MORE QUESTIONS THIS IS FUN
yuuki-bozu: howdoesiloyalty: yuuki-bozu: cannot-be-handred: yuuki-bozu: PLUS I HAVENT LOST YET YEAH GUYS COME ON YOU HAVEN’T EVEN ASKED EMBARRASSING QUESTIONS YET EMMA I THINK THE QUESTIONS ARE EASY FOR US BECAUSE WE DONT KNOW ABOUT, HAVENT DECIDED ON, OR HAVE NEVER DONE SOME OF THE THINGS THEY ARE ASKING PLUS I THINK THEY ARE GOING EASY ON US ‘CAUSE WERE YOUNG I’m going easy on...
Feb 27th
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GUYS ASK ME MORE QUESTIONS THIS IS FUN
yuuki-bozu: cannot-be-handred: yuuki-bozu: PLUS I HAVENT LOST YET YEAH GUYS COME ON YOU HAVEN’T EVEN ASKED EMBARRASSING QUESTIONS YET EMMA I THINK THE QUESTIONS ARE EASY FOR US BECAUSE WE DONT KNOW ABOUT, HAVENT DECIDED ON, OR HAVE NEVER DONE SOME OF THE THINGS THEY ARE ASKING PLUS I THINK THEY ARE GOING EASY ON US ‘CAUSE WERE YOUNG I’m going easy on you ‘cause...
Feb 27th
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I’ve depressed myself again. Now I want to curl into a ball and not exist.
Feb 27th
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FUCK NO FUCK NO FUCK NO THERE'S A SPIDER ON MY...
herd-of-turtles: howdoesiloyalty: herd-of-turtles: BUT IT WAS SO CUUUUUTE!!! IT WAS JUST LIKE “NOPE, NOT COMFY YET.” *SQUIGGLE SQUIGGLE* “HMMM… NOPE.” *SHIFTY SHIFTY DIG DIG SQUIGGLE SQUIGGLE* “AHHHH, THAT’S THE SPOT.” *BURIES HEAD LIKE OSTRICH* SO CUTE, KATE!!! Spiders will never be cute in any way, shape, or form. They were forged from the Devil’s putrid innards. They are...
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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FUCK NO FUCK NO FUCK NO THERE'S A SPIDER ON MY...
herd-of-turtles: BUT IT WAS SO CUUUUUTE!!! IT WAS JUST LIKE “NOPE, NOT COMFY YET.” *SQUIGGLE SQUIGGLE* “HMMM… NOPE.” *SHIFTY SHIFTY DIG DIG SQUIGGLE SQUIGGLE* “AHHHH, THAT’S THE SPOT.” *BURIES HEAD LIKE OSTRICH* SO CUTE, KATE!!!
Feb 27th
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Ask me the most extreme personal questions and the... →
Feb 27th
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WatchWatch
aradiapartyingalonewithcorpses: lunar-child: saiyan: hornier: inotrope: here’s a spider with cocaine omfg I CANT KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE KNOWING WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN I CAN’T BREATHE THIS IS RIDICULOUS WAIT WHAT IS THIS A SPIDER ON COCAINE OR IS THAT THING FULL OF COCAINE THEN AGAIN THE SECOND WOULD BE RIDICULOUS BUT WHAT SO FUCKING CUTE OHMYGOD!
Feb 27th
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I want to know what everyone's first fandom was.
reverie-fantasia: Touhou Gargoyles.
Feb 27th
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Trololol.
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Me: I should go shower now.
(Five minutes later)
(Another five minutes later)
(Yet another five minutes later)
(More five minute intervals)
Someone: (Goes into the bathroom)
Me: Wow, fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower.
Feb 26th
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Oh I see how it is. Bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”, but when I do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”.
Feb 26th
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reblog with a pic of the first image that comes up...
reverie-fantasia: okei FUCKING YES!
Feb 26th
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