February 2012
africans:
Everyone I follow is a girl until I find out they’re a boy.
joshishollywood:
I think we’re getting to a point where we sometimes don’t really even understand or have any sort of concept of the things we get upset or indignant about. It’s just sort of a knee jerk-reaction thing. That’s kind of bizarre to me, because anger is so stressful. It’s the worst. So I don’t really get why people flock to get mad about something in droves, especially in instances...
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
flynnizard:
its funny how we’ll give food to ducks but not to homeless people
LET’S DRESS THE HOMELESS PEOPLE UP AS DUCKS!
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Kate: I have no idea what "sassage" is. The first result on Google is "slang for a full service massage offered in a brothel posing as a legitimate massage parlor."
Kate: What have you been up to, Leigh?
Oh God what the fuck: The food.
Oh God what the fuck: I can't spell that shit.
Kate: Epic misspell.
Oh God what the fuck: Also, I dream about being a prostitute frequently.
Oh God what the fuck: I should not have grabbed this much sassage.
Oh God what the fuck: I totally just read that as "sauce-aghe".
Oh God what the fuck: I LIKE IT WHEN I'M ALL HOPPED UP ON DRUGS!
herd-of-turtles asked: Who was the ENFJ who dream kissed you?
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herd-of-turtles asked: What question should I ask that you won't be able to answer?
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herd-of-turtles asked: Have you ever watched porn?
herd-of-turtles asked: So you've never even attempted masturbation?
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GUYS ASK ME MORE QUESTIONS THIS IS FUN
yuuki-bozu:
//hides face in your stomach
I’m only five foot tall, this must be difficult.
GUYS ASK ME MORE QUESTIONS THIS IS FUN
yuuki-bozu:
howdoesiloyalty:
yuuki-bozu:
cannot-be-handred:
yuuki-bozu:
PLUS I HAVENT LOST YET
YEAH GUYS COME ON YOU HAVEN’T EVEN ASKED EMBARRASSING QUESTIONS YET
EMMA I THINK THE QUESTIONS ARE EASY FOR US BECAUSE WE DONT KNOW ABOUT, HAVENT DECIDED ON, OR HAVE NEVER DONE SOME OF THE THINGS THEY ARE ASKING
PLUS I THINK THEY ARE GOING EASY ON US ‘CAUSE WERE YOUNG
I’m going easy on...
GUYS ASK ME MORE QUESTIONS THIS IS FUN
yuuki-bozu:
cannot-be-handred:
yuuki-bozu:
PLUS I HAVENT LOST YET
YEAH GUYS COME ON YOU HAVEN’T EVEN ASKED EMBARRASSING QUESTIONS YET
EMMA I THINK THE QUESTIONS ARE EASY FOR US BECAUSE WE DONT KNOW ABOUT, HAVENT DECIDED ON, OR HAVE NEVER DONE SOME OF THE THINGS THEY ARE ASKING
PLUS I THINK THEY ARE GOING EASY ON US ‘CAUSE WERE YOUNG
I’m going easy on you ‘cause...
I’ve depressed myself again. Now I want to curl into a ball and not exist.
FUCK NO FUCK NO FUCK NO THERE'S A SPIDER ON MY...
herd-of-turtles:
howdoesiloyalty:
herd-of-turtles:
BUT IT WAS SO CUUUUUTE!!! IT WAS JUST LIKE
“NOPE, NOT COMFY YET.” *SQUIGGLE SQUIGGLE* “HMMM… NOPE.” *SHIFTY SHIFTY DIG DIG SQUIGGLE SQUIGGLE* “AHHHH, THAT’S THE SPOT.” *BURIES HEAD LIKE OSTRICH*
SO CUTE, KATE!!!
Spiders will never be cute in any way, shape, or form. They were forged from the Devil’s putrid innards. They are...
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FUCK NO FUCK NO FUCK NO THERE'S A SPIDER ON MY...
herd-of-turtles:
BUT IT WAS SO CUUUUUTE!!! IT WAS JUST LIKE
“NOPE, NOT COMFY YET.” *SQUIGGLE SQUIGGLE* “HMMM… NOPE.” *SHIFTY SHIFTY DIG DIG SQUIGGLE SQUIGGLE* “AHHHH, THAT’S THE SPOT.” *BURIES HEAD LIKE OSTRICH*
SO CUTE, KATE!!!
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Ask me the most extreme personal questions and the... →
aradiapartyingalonewithcorpses:
lunar-child:
saiyan:
hornier:
inotrope:
here’s a spider with cocaine
omfg
I CANT KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE KNOWING WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN
I CAN’T BREATHE THIS IS RIDICULOUS
WAIT WHAT
IS THIS A SPIDER ON COCAINE
OR IS THAT THING FULL OF COCAINE
THEN AGAIN THE SECOND WOULD BE RIDICULOUS BUT
WHAT
SO
FUCKING
CUTE
OHMYGOD!
I want to know what everyone's first fandom was.
reverie-fantasia:
Touhou
Gargoyles.
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Trololol.
Me: I should go shower now.
(Five minutes later)
(Another five minutes later)
(Yet another five minutes later)
(More five minute intervals)
Someone: (Goes into the bathroom)
Me: Wow, fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower.
Oh I see how it is.
Bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”,
but when I do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”.
reblog with a pic of the first image that comes up...
reverie-fantasia:
okei
FUCKING YES!